1:1 Coaching Programs

Fix My F*cking Health & Life Glow Up Program

12-Month Transformation


Fix My F*cking Life Total Glow Up Program (12-Month Program)
Transform your quality of health and life with 12 months of in-depth coaching, combined with state-of-the-art gut, & vaginal mapping testing, plus a hair mineral analysis, that come with personalized protocols, and bi-weekly accountability and implementation coaching calls.

Advice Call (90-minute 1:1)
Need help now? This is perfect for you to get immediate, expert advice on lab report education, nutrition confusion, doctor visits pre or post-dr appt support, and/or your top symptoms. This call is perfect for quick guidance and support tailored to your top 1-2 needs. Following the call, you will be provided a starter personalized protocol document

Why wait to feel amazing? Start your total glow-up today!

1:1 Coaching Programs

Advice Call

Quick, Targeted Help (90-minutes)


Need help now? This is perfect for you to get immediate, expert advice on lab report education, nutrition confusion, doctor visits pre or post-dr appt support, and your top symptoms. This call is perfect for quick guidance and support tailored to your top 1-2 needs. Following the call, you will be provided a starter personalized protocol document

Get unstuck now, book your advice call today and feel empowered!

Most Popular, The Advice Call!

Why It's a Game-Changer:

  • Walk into Your Doctor's Appointment with Confidence
    Be prepared to ask the right questions and clearly communicate your symptoms, or get post-visit support to understand next steps.

  • Decoding Your Lab Results
    Confused by your lab reports? I’ll break them down in simple terms, helping you understand what they reveal about your health.

  • Personalized Supplement Guidance
    Not sure which supplements are right for you? Get expert recommendations tailored to your specific needs and symptoms.

  • Create a Daily Routine that Fits Your Life
    We’ll design a realistic, sustainable routine that aligns with your lifestyle and health goals.

  • Get Immediate Help for Your Top Symptoms
    We’ll focus on your 1-2 most urgent symptoms to bring you the quickest relief possible.

  • General Nutrition Advice
    Receive practical tips on improving your diet and supporting your overall wellness.

  • "I have learned to really listen to my body. To try and nourish it with whole foods."

  • "I really enjoyed the meditation time! It is something that I have always wanted to implement in my life."

  • "The depression has decreased SIGNIFICANTLY and I just feel better."

  • "I am less irritable and feel less anxious."

Restorative Health Programs

Gut + Viral Restoration Program

6 Months to Remodule Your Gut Microbiome

Gut + Viral Restoration Program (6-Month)
Are you struggling with gut issues? Get the answers you've been needing about your gut health through my state-of-the-art gut mapping analysis by Microbiome Labs. Plus, personalized gut and viral protocols based on your test results, biweekly accountability and implementation coaching calls, plus emotional, environmental, mental, and spiritual support.

Don't wait to feel better, let’s restore your health now!

Restorative Health Programs

Vaginal + Viral Restoration Program

6 months of 1:1 Vaginal support

You deserve a Pristine Pussy. This 6-month program addresses HSV1, HSV2 Breakouts, BV, Odors, Discharge, and other vaginal health issues by getting at the root with my State of the art vaginal mapping analysis that’s more than 15 years ahead of your doctor. You will also receive a detailed individualized Pristine Pussy protocol and coaching support to help you implement the changes needed to uplevel your vaginal ecosystem so you feel like your sexy, confident self again.

Get back to feeling like yourself, your journey to wellness starts now!

Specialized Testing & Analysis

HTMA Program

Pinpoint Your Health with Precision in just 6 months!

Let’s take the guesswork out of your health! With a Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis, we’ll uncover what's really going on with your body, from stress to mineral imbalances. Get a clear, personalized action plan to help you feel vibrant again.

Why guess when you can know? Find out what’s really going on now!

Spiritual Sessions

1:1 Personal Readings

Feeling stuck, disconnected, or unclear? My Spiritual Sessions (Readings) offer psychic and mediumship one on one sessions that include spiritual guidance, connections with loved passed away loved ones, past, present, and future revelations, insight and clarity on your career, and finances. Support with and about personal relationships, family, and friends. To help you align with your highest self on a deeper level.

Let’s clear your path to spiritual alignment, book your session today!

Pick My Brain- 90 Minute Coaching Call

Are you a coach looking to enhance your services with gut, vaginal, infection, or thyroid services?

Get Coaching Support Call - Made For Coaches 

Meet Coach Sarah Joy

Many describe me as a fun and loving mother, a badass coach, a queen at heart, a health advocate, and a challenger of mainstream medical norms. But in reality, I am so much more than that. And so are you.

Society may put us in boxes, but that doesn't mean we have to stay there. Let's break free from who we think we should be and start living the fulfilling life we deserve.