**Fix My Fcking Life. The Total Glow Up* Program**

12 Months to Transform Your Health, Vitality, and Confidence.

WHAT does the Total Glow Up Program do?

This 12-month, all-encompassing program is designed to completely reset your health from the inside out. With personalized protocols tailored to your specific body chemistry, gut and vaginal mapping, hair mineral analysis, and 1:1 biweekly coaching, you’ll have everything you need to finally break free from the frustrating cycle of health problems and take back control of your body, mind, and life.

I work with clients from anywhere in the world. All coaching calls, protocols, and support are delivered virtually, ensuring you have access to top-tier health guidance no matter where you live.

HOW does this program work?

The program kicks off with a Discovery Phase where we conduct thorough testing, including gut and vaginal biome mapping, hair mineral analysis, and more. From there, you’ll receive personalized, step-by-step protocols designed to tackle your unique health concerns - whether it’s balancing your hormones, healing your gut, clearing up viral infections, or restoring your energy.

Along with 24 biweekly 1:1 coaching calls. You’ll also have access to:

Custom Meal Plans tailored to your digestive health and nutrient needs.
3 Comprehensive Protocols (Gut, Vaginal, and Mineral) designed to heal and restore balance.
Unlimited Slack Access for ongoing support between sessions.
Exclusive Consults with microbiome and mineral experts to fine-tune your protocols.

WHO is this program for?

Women who are done struggling with health issues like hormonal imbalances, weight gain, viral infections (such as HSV, Hashimoto’s, EBV), digestive disorders, and vaginal health concerns. You’ve tried everything, but nothing seems to fully work or last. You want real, lasting transformation and guidance from someone who gets it.

WHEN will my transformation happen?

Your transformation starts immediately with the discovery phase, where you’ll undergo in-depth testing and assessments. Over the next 12 months, through biweekly coaching, personalized protocols, and unlimited access to Sarah via Slack, you’ll steadily progress toward feeling stronger, healthier, and more empowered.

It’s a journey, but with each step, you’ll get closer to the life you deserve.

WHY should you join now?

Your health and happiness can’t wait. Every day spent living with symptoms like hormonal issues, fatigue, weight struggles, viral flare-ups, or chronic stress is a day lost to your best possible life.

With only a limited number of spots available for this high-touch, personalized program, now is the time to act. Imagine being just months away from feeling like your true self again - energized, vibrant, and confident.